alert("hay gurls and bois so i lurnd a thing") Prehaps If I Was Just a Thought
saracastically:

toothless in 99i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move
commissions are open

saracastically:

toothless in 99
i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move

commissions are open

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brolin-truelove:


Merlin Cast FestColin Morgan Week - Day 3 (A Random Fact)∟He’s fond of kids
(x) (x) (x)

+ Bonus

brolin-truelove:

Merlin Cast Fest
Colin Morgan Week - Day 3 (A Random Fact)
∟He’s fond of kids

(x) (x) (x)

+ Bonus

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nice-wig-janis:

"how the fuck" is the response your looking for right?

nice-wig-janis:

"how the fuck" is the response your looking for right?

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tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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xiza:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck


love me

xiza:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

love me

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Things I can’t wait to be 18 for

stop-thebleeding:

1) tattoos

2) I’ll be legal in one country and illegal in another

3) tattoos

4)Clubs

5) tattoos

6) cars

7) Tattoos

8) tattoos

9) tattoos

10) Motherfucking tattoos

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jasonttodd:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

(Source: spoopytodd)

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mark-the-hour:

zeklos:

ericnally:

a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous 

a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

FINALLY THANK YOU

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Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty.
Old Scottish saying (via ancient-serpent)

(Source: nyxtheempress)

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.
Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: larmoyante)

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