apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
“sherlock 1800s au”
There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing.
I will still be laughing about this in my grave
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
The Hannibal fandom extends a cordial invitation to ALL THE FANDOMS in Tumblr to join us for dinner.
Our beloved show is currently struggling with ratings, and as you all understand, that can be quite a sticky situation to be in if you want to have a show you love renewed for another season.
So here we are, asking you people to help us help Will Graham and get the show going for many more seasons. We would be more than thrilled to have more people to share this intelligent, elegant and utterly superb show with, as well as the madness of our fandom.
Watch Hannibal Friday at 10/9c on NBC.
IT’S OUR SECOND GIVEAWAY!
- It is a MULTIFANDOM GIVEAWAY FOR OUR FOLLOWERS! This means that in order to win, you MUST be following BOTH of us. Please do not just follow us to win stuff. We want you to stick around afterwards too. We promise we reblog cool shit. <3
Anyway, onto what you can win!
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN:
- You must be following BOTH zombie-tea-party AND 0mage-of-doom0 to win.
- Reblog as many times as you want. Each reblog will count as an entry. (Just please don’t spam your followers!) LIKES DO NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY.
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE. WE WILL CHECK.
- if you win, please do not delete your blog right after winning. we want you to be able to take at least one picture with your stuff so that people know we actually sent it to you. if you delete your blog, you will not get your shit.
- You must be comfortable giving us your home address. We will need to be able to ship you your prizes!
- We will ship to anywhere inside of the United States and Canada unfortunately for this giveaway we cannot ship over seas, sorry!
- We will pick ONE winner randomly on MARCH 31ST, 2014!
- The winner will have 24 hours to respond to our message that they have won, or we will choose another winner!
- GOOD LUCK! <3
WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
- The winner can pick any ONE of these fandom packages as their prize. OR if you win and you would like to mix and match packages you may pick ONE thing from any TWO fandom packages of your choosing. one must be from the A category and the other from the B category for mixing and matching.
PACKAGES YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM:
- HOMESTUCK PACKAGE INCLUDES
- A. Any shirt from WhatPumpkin
- B. Any print $15 and under.
- WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE PACKAGE INCLUDES
- Any Nightvale shirt from Topatico
- NightVale Community Radio Mugs
- ATTACK ON TITAN PACKAGE INCLUDES
- Scouting legion cloak
- Eren’s key replica
- ZOMBIE PACKAGE INCLUDES
- Any Zombie shirt on ThinkGeek
- Zombie Survival Guide
- Zombie INFECTED Mug
- MY LITTLE PONY PACKAGE INCLUDES
- MLP lunchbox off ThinkGeek
- Pinky Pie Mug OR Any ONE Vinyl figurine off of ThinkGeek
- SUPERNATURAL PACKAGE INCLUDES
- John Winchesters Journal
- Bobby Singers Guide to Hunting
- Shooter Glasses
- DOCTOR WHO PACKAGE INCLUDES
- 50th Anniversary Collectable mug With Doctor of your choosing
- Any Doctor Who T-shirt off of thinkgeek for $20 or under.
- HARRY POTTER PACKAGE INCLUDES
- Hogwarts Alumni Shirt
- House Beanie of your Choosing from thinkgeek
- ADVENTURE TIME PACKAGE INCLUDES
- Adventure time wallet/phone carrier
- Adventure time tumblr glass