ABOUT MARLENE KING
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
How to be a Douchebag 101:
Lesson One- Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Then why the fuck am I so broke
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
Nicki Minaj speaking up about the backlash she received for her “Anaconda” cover. There will forever be a difference in how black bodies are viewed even when being marketed the same way. When black women show their bodies they are hoochies and hoes. But when white women show their bodies in a similar or even more revealing manner it is ART or fine. It can be sold in stores, seen in households without a second glance. I’m not agreeing or disagreeing with women showing skin but pointing out there’s no difference between the two. Intersectionality is real. Hard out here for black women. Feminist movement never claimed us.
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
I am rebloging this from my phone so that over a hundred people I care about get a little chuckle.
Meanwhile im trying to forget all the personal crap strangers unloaded on to me on the bus today.
If this is destroying the world then let this be the trigger I pull to put it down.
okay the main point is kinda iffy but let’s turn this yucky “oh those kiddos and their darn technology” post into a serious conversation:
I think there a huge point that should be brought up:
It’s seriously dangerous to have this “phone zombie trend” because people are so into their electronics they don’t even pay attention to where they are going!
I’ve personally seen people trip over obvious obstacles at my school like books, sidewalks, even other people— so I can imagine how dangerous it is to text and drive—not to mention all the people who’ve been hit by cars/cause accidents by walking out into the streets, falling down stairs, ex… because they aren’t paying attention to their surroundings! With such a fast paced world—be it around your or your news feed—it’s important to not get too wrapped up into your electronics! And with the addition of headphones, you end up completely cutting your surroundings out! It’s one thing to interact with your friends and loved ones, it’s another to put yourself and others in harms way! So stay safe and pay attention friends!
If you use technology and the internet to forget your problems, you’re in for a life of suffering.
You can’t just push aside the pain which others cause you, that’s extremely unhealthy. I should know, I’ve tried. The anger and sadness is temporarily numbed by a funny gif or a dumb shirt, but it stays with you, either ending in an emotional breakdown, or rotting into a vile depression. I think that’s why we call it depression - because it’s “depressed” emotions.
So put down the phone, and talk to a therapist about your emotions. Or keep the phone up, and write about them in a journal app or something. Just don’t vent to a friend or on the internet. That causes more trouble in my experience. Unless you want everybody trying to help, because rarely anyone just listens without trying to offer a solution.